True I.T. Stories From Beyond: MuuMuu Magic

Author: NastyPope

Date: June 9, 2005

by NastyPope
6-09-05
I heard you had a one on one tech visit with that 400lbs chick they call the MuuMuu.
Yup, and I got out of it with all my fingers and toes.
What happened?
Oh, she had just deleted all her icons off the desktop and didn't know how to use the start bar.
How on earth did you explain her mistake to her and not get dismembered?
Simple, I just told her it was a chair to keyboard interface error and she just nodded and waddled off.