Big John

Author: NastyPope

Date: June 29, 2005

by NastyPope
6-29-05
Hey, Big John, why do they call you that?
Probably because I'm very well endowed.
Really? How well endowed? Like a porn star?
Yes, I once auditioned for an adult movie.
What happened?
I didn't get it. They told me I was over-qualified.