"Prepare to be Stripped" or "How to Play Lowpass Dressup"

Author: NastyPope

Date: August 9, 2001

by NastyPope
8-09-01
Tell me, NastyPope, how will you prepare for comic cup 3 after being narrowly defeated by Drexle in the Finals?
I find being the characters I use helps me identify with them. First I like to dress up as a clown and sing italian arias by Puccini and Leoncavallo.
Next up is the school girl outfit so I can pretend I am one of the 'Girls on Trampolines' from the Man Show. Of course my tits are hairier but my package looks great in silk panties.
After all that exercise I usually try to relax by dressing up as a wino and slumming for pussy at the homeless shelter or battered wives hospice
Wearing buttless chaps and singing 'YMCA' gets me ready for some Political Satyre as President Dubya.
Last but certainly not least, I watch porn, lots and lots of porn while I dress up like a slutty rabbit and chant the mantra "Silly Rabbit, dicks are for chicks"