Ballad of the Wookie Prostitute no.1

Author: NastyPope

Date: September 24, 2001

by NastyPope
9-24-01
Heya, Biznatch.
Hold it right there, alien, This One does not recognize You.
Biznatch, its me, Murry.
This One is perplexed, Murry is Human. You are... not.
It's a long story, pal. My hands are really killing me, lets get a couple Endorian Ales and I'll tell you why you should never get mixed up with a Wookie Prostitute.
Wookie Prostitute ??!?!?