Tobor Shaketh his Collegiate Speare

Author: NastyPope

Date: October 1, 2001

by NastyPope
10-01-01
So, Mr... Tobor is it? yes? good. Tell us a little why you want to be a drama major.
For as long as Tobor remembers, Tobor has had difficulty expressing true feelings. Tobor wants world to see true self.
Days and Nights become blurred as Tobor works tirelessly to become a true Shakespearian actor.
How now, spirit! Wither wander you?
Over Hill, Over grass, Tobor will cornhole Puck's ASS!!!! Over park, over... LINE!!!
Several months have passed...
To Cornhole or not to Cornhole, that is the question. Wether tis nobler to suffer the violent_anal_dialations, or by putting sand in the vaseline, end them.