What if Cthulhu was a Redneck

Author: NastyPope

Date: July 1, 2002

by NastyPope
7-01-02
The cultists of the elder god set about their chants to bring him forth from the depths.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh
Cthulhu-Joe-Jim-Bob R'lyeh
wagn'nagl fhtagn
Cthulhu-Joe-Jim-Bob FHTAGN Cthulhu-Joe-Jim-Bob FHTAGN!!!!
And Lo' the Abomination arises anew!!!
Any of ya bring some Bud? I'm dyin fer a brew.