A Public Service message from UBOS (united bugs of OSes)

Author: NastyPope

Date: March 2, 2001

by NastyPope
3-02-01
Hiya Folks, I'm the official Public Relations Bug of Microsoft's Operating Systems
I am here to inform the public that since windows 3.1, we have not been the cause of any crashes you may have experienced. In all likelyhood, it was bad third party software or faulty overclocking.
Oh really, and whats your name ?
Fatal Exception
AHA, so your the one that made me loose first place in the CounterStrike Tournament!!!!!!!!!!