The Burdens of the Strip Creator.

Author: Necroleopard

Date: January 7, 2003

by Necroleopard
1-07-03
After much beta testing, I've discovered that my readers dislike me appearing as religious or occult figures.
Including Cthulu, the Baphemous goat, Satan, Jesus, and even beloved Buddha.
What readers?
I've also discovered that annoying characters who question the fanbase are subject to psycological torture.
BLARGHHH, reeetch, (and so on).
Most importantly, though. By giving the readers what they want, I not only waive having to choose a body, but a disembodied voice is not subject to arrest.
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