Standard Procedure

Author: Necroleopard

Date: February 18, 2003

by Necroleopard
2-18-03
Suddenly:
Excuse me, Agent Fred Bob. FBI. I'm looking for a software pirate matching your description. Do you use the Alias Necroleopard?
Me? No, I'm just a computer.
Oh, alright, sir. Of course, I cant believe I didnt realize. Sorry to bother you.
It's alright. Youd be surprised how often you government agencies come looking for him here.
Wait a minute...
*click*