The Matrix in three easy steps

Author: Necroleopard

Date: May 18, 2003

by Necroleopard
5-18-03
You are rebellious and uncooperative, and I have been created for the sole purpose of cleaning out ram. It takes a lot of memory to keep humankind brainwashed.
According to a bald black guy and Aunt Jemima, I'm the ONE. You can tell because my name is an anagram for ONE.
2 hour martial arts battle in bullet time ensues. We cant afford bullet time, so theyre moving faster than your puny human eyes can see.
(poor insult)Bwah! give up!
(cheesy one liner)Bwah! Never!
I cant believe you're alive after we all shot you!
Of course! Im the ONE! I have to live through the sequel!