The Matrix: Reloaded in three easy steps (without Zion)

Author: Necroleopard

Date: May 18, 2003

by Necroleopard
5-18-03
I cant believe you survived my jumping into you! I TOTALLY saw you explode and I'm the ONE! You SO should have died!
I didnt survive, but There wasn't another villain to take my place at the end! Now there are millions of me!
2 hour freeway shootout ensues in bullet time. Potentially philosophical but poorly written script is overshadowed by explosions and an SUV being sliced by a katana. Squids attack with bombs.
Oh no! the ONE is in a coma after discovering his uber-powers and destroying those squids. There are still millions of Smith copies with no relevance to the movies plot!
It turns out the prophecy really IS full of shit! But no one realizes I'm wrong now because I have a girl and I proved I can also kick Agent Ass.