Three kinds of Internet users

Author: NekoNiku

Date: February 14, 2001

by NekoNiku
2-14-01
WebTV user
UNSCRIBE ME NOW YOU MOREONS MY MAILBOZ IS FUL
This almost makes me miss ALF.
AOL user
Take me off you're email list or I'll Sue you for ever penny your worth!
Cheeze the pr0n! It's the missus!
Internet cafe user
...and I'm 16 and I have on my frilliest dress. And LOTS of makeup...
Oh, please, PLEASE spill espresso in me and put an end to my suffering!