Performance art or flame war?

Author: NekoNiku

Date: February 14, 2001

by NekoNiku
2-14-01
Hi! I'm Ian!
And I'm Philip!
We're trying to decide who hates you stupid ignoramuses the most! I think it's me!
No, it's me!
There! See? I hate you the most!
Hold it, pal! My kung-fu is the greatest!