Fries with that?

Author: NekoNiku

Date: February 16, 2001

by NekoNiku
2-16-01
Welcome to Zupa Burger! May I have your order, please?
Yes, I'd like a Super Zupa, no ketchup, and a chocolate shake.
Do you want fries with that?
I dunno... What would Jesus do?
Uh-oh...
Just get the damn fries already and leave me alone, okay?