Ollie: Network Administrator 11

Author: NekoNiku

Date: February 20, 2001

by NekoNiku
2-20-01
Ollie! My computer is too slow and it's your fault! It took me all of 30 seconds to print this letter to my girlfriend!
Okay, let me look at your PC and find out what's going on...
Here's your problem! You've got every program known to man on this thing, all running at the same time! Half this stuff is pirated!
And I got a virus from a e-mail attachment! Didja mention that?
Maybe if you closed a program every once in a while, you'd have reasonable performance again!
I hate you! You're mean! You won't give me a new, faster computer!