Our Local Grocery

Author: NekoNiku

Date: February 20, 2001

by NekoNiku
2-20-01
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Excuse me! Ma'am, is that your giant, luxury SUV parked right in front of our store?
Why yes it is!
Well, ma'am, what part of "Fire Lane, No Parking or Standing EVER" don't you understand?
Kid, my CEO husband makes more money while taking a dump in the morning than you'll make during your entire miserable life!
My mistake! Sorry!