Let's Learn Folk Songs!

Author: NekoNiku

Date: February 21, 2001

by NekoNiku
2-21-01
Okay, let's try it once more from the top.
If I had a ham-ber, I'd ham-ber in the morning! I'd ham-ber in the evening! All over this land!
"Ham-ber"? Where'd that come from?
Hammer's got a silent "B", right?
No! That's stupid! Do it again right!
Okay but after this can we go out and rent "The Mumby"? Brendan Fraser is so dreamy!