The SUV Arms Race

Author: NekoNiku

Date: February 22, 2001

by NekoNiku
2-22-01
I got an Explorer cuz I wanted to feel safe on the road!
And did that make you feel safe on the road?
Yes, until everyone ELSE got Explorers. So I had to buy a Suburban!
Did you feel safe then?
My next car's gonna be a Greyhound bus!
Be sure and get the leather interior!