Ollie: Network Administrator 12

Author: NekoNiku

Date: March 9, 2001

by NekoNiku
3-09-01
Ollie, is there a reason my printer isn't working?
Yes, I'm sure there is a reason your printer isn't working!
Okay, then could you TELL me why my printer isn't working?
I haven't a clue, but since our universe has consistent physical laws, it follows that if your printer doesn't work there MUST be a reason!
I hate you! You're mean! Why won't you tell me what's wrong with my printer?
If we knew your printer's birthday we could diagnose it with astrology! Or do you read goat entrails for printer problems? I always forget!