The Library--Joe the most useless security guard ever

Author: Nepster

Date: October 18, 2011

by Nepster
10-18-11
Listen, you have to be quiet. You're in a library.
Screw you. Why does this library need a security guard anyways? What a joke.
You can't talk like that in here. If you keep it up, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Or worse, get your mom. What do you think about that?
I think you need to enroll in a serious weight loss program. It's unhealthy to be that big at your age.
*sigh* I really need another line of work.
There could be a nickel under one of your rolls and I bet you wouldn't feel a thing.