LF10--Bird's the word

Author: Nepster

Date: October 21, 2011

by Nepster
10-21-11
Sir, I would love to help you, but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't communicate your needs through the use of a grotesque, purple ostrich hand puppet.
Sorry bout that, maam. Didn't mean to startle ya.
Take me to your historical fiction section, earthling.
Y'know, I don't think I'm qualified to give you the kind of help you need after all.