LF11--How to Distinguish the Children from the Men

Author: Nepster

Date: October 21, 2011

by Nepster
10-21-11
That's it? Pathetic. Your performance of the Velveteen Rabbit was flat, uninspired, and downright insulting. Margery Williams is rolling in her grave right now.
In fact, she's risen as an abomination and will feast on your flesh for that atrocious reading of her beloved children's classic. Furthermore, your---
AIEEE! MOMMY! HELP ME! MOMMY!