The robot tells it all 3

Author: Nevermore

Date: April 21, 2005

by Nevermore
4-21-05
You know, I still can't get over my last girlfriend, you'll probably recognize her.
Who? Tell me, man!
Well, Jessica Alba of course. Damn, the way she moved that ass....
Seriously? You dated Jessica Alba?!
Pfft, no. I'm a fuckin' robot, I don't have a penis.
...WHy do I hang out with you?