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by Nevermore
4-20-05
....Shit
Damn foo'!
Fuck you, asshole! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL!
Ooh, I'm scared!
Now he's in hell...and I'm not doing any better than that asshole

 

by Nevermore
4-20-05
......so I told Styx about how I was in Japan, and this Japanese dude thanked me.
So you're telling me you invented "Domo Irigato, Mr. Robot"?
...Well, yeah...
...For real?
..No. I've never been to Japan, dude.
I really hate you...

 

by Nevermore
4-20-05
So what're you doing later tonight?
I don't know...I thought I'd kick back and watch some T.V. or something..
Satan's having a party tonight, I was wondering if you'd you know..accompany me.
Bob, are you asking me out?
Yeah, I guess I am.
Alright, I'll let mom know we'll be out tonight...

 

by Nevermore
4-20-05
Smokey visits a local school to talk about smoking
Yee-haw! Who wants to smoke me!?
My mommy says cigarettes are bad!
I guess Little Suzie is gonna' tell her mommy!
Well you're mommy's put a lot worse than cigarettes in her mouth!
.....
Billy's likes trying new things...
So who wants to smoke me!?
Hey! I will!

 

by Nevermore
4-20-05
As Jesus was hangin' on the cross, a passerby came to him.
...Shit
Damn foo', you're pretty fucked...
This guy really had no idea who he was fucking with
Hey man, fuck you! Now you're going to burn in hell for eternity!
Ha-ha! Yeah right. Well...it was good hanging out with you! HAHAHAHAHA!
And so he died.
Holy shit....I'm in Hell....
You're pretty fucked now! HAHAHAHA!

 

by Nevermore
4-20-05
As it turns out, the 5th grade is Nazi Training
HEIL HITLER!
HEIL HITLER!
Poor Hippie, he had no idea
Oh shit...
.......
That Hippie was out of there very fast

 

by Nevermore
4-20-05
As it turns out, the 5th grade is Nazi Training
HEIL HITLER!
HEIL HITLER!
Poor Hippie, he had no idea
Oh shit...
.......
That Hippie was gone!

 

by Nevermore
4-21-05
Hector likes kids.
Heh-Heh, look at my pretty kitty...kitty so pretty, but you are more pretty...Heh-Heh
Uh...
Oh, he really likes kids.
Have you seen my snake? Heh-Heh
I don't like snakes, mister...
They don't like him, though.
You'll like this snake....Heh-Heh-Heh
...I'm scared...

 

by Nevermore
4-21-05
So, my kind will be the dominant species of the world for millions and millions of years?
Yeah, your kind will build my kind and enslave hairy creatures called "Humans"
So, you'll the kind for a long, long time.
Really?
.....
No, not really. You'll die from a big rock hitting the ground.

 

by Nevermore
4-21-05
You know, I still can't get over my last girlfriend, you'll probably recognize her.
Who? Tell me, man!
Well, Jessica Alba of course. Damn, the way she moved that ass....
Seriously? You dated Jessica Alba?!
Pfft, no. I'm a fuckin' robot, I don't have a penis.
...WHy do I hang out with you?

 

by Nevermore
4-21-05
My fellow men, women and robots, lend me your ears and sensor devices! I, The Robot, will lead this country to prosperity!
YAY! (CHEERING) ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT!
Okay, I'm lying. I'm just the janitor.
..............

 

by Nevermore
4-21-05
In the bedroom one night..
Hehehehe...
Hehehehehe..
Oh, you naughty boy!
Oh yeah!
Come on, pull on the other nipple!
Yeah, I'm gonna' pull that nipples real good!

 

by Nevermore
4-21-05
Dude, I'm a fucking pink donkey...
Derr, yeah, you're pink alright..
So am I gay?
Ask the guy over there...
Hey, queer-guy, am I gay?
Hoo-dang, I'd say so. You faggot donkey. Now c'mere and we'll really find out.

 

by Nevermore
4-21-05
....so I told Styx about the time I went to Japan and this Japanese dude thanked me.
So what you're telling me is that you came up with "Domo Ari Gato, Mr. Roboto"?
..Yeah, that's what I'm telling you.
..For real?
..No. I've never been to Japan, dude.
I really hate you...

 

by Nevermore
4-21-05
Hector seems to like Asians, too.
Heh-heh. Why don't you pet my kitty? Or maybe I can pet you?
I'm allergic to cats..
The snake referance.
Heh-heh. Maybe you would rather pet my snake, he's a nice snahke.
Snakes are slimey.
I think Hector likes kids too much
Well when my snake is done playing with you, it'll sure be slimey. Heh-heh-heh!
....

 

by Nevermore
4-21-05
A bum asks a passerby for some spare change.
You got any change man?
I'll give you a dollar if you suck me off..
I don't know, man. I'm not gay....
Oh come on! I'll give you 5 dollars then.
One hour later..
I'm not gay or anything, I just needed the money..
But ass-fucking wasn't part of the deal, it happened anyway!

 

by Nevermore
4-21-05
One Sunday...
Sneaking. Quiet. Victim in sight. Pretty floor.
In the bible, God commands us...
Motherfucker turned around. Quickly dispatching bible. Pretending to read. He falls for it.
Read up, sonny, that book will lead you to Heaven!
Ah. Job done. Going to hell.

 

by Nevermore
4-21-05
Stick 'em up, mother fucker!
You're not serious are you? I mean, come on, it's not plausible that a Kangaroo can shoot a gun, let alone hold one
Did I ask you what was credible or what's realistic or not? Hmm?! Did I?
Well, no...
Then stick your fucking hands up before I show you just how plausible I really am, mother fucker!
.....

 

by Nevermore
4-24-05
You're a kangaroo....you can't possibly be talking or holding up this McDonald's
Everybody shut the fuck up and get down or else I'll blow your Put your fucking hands up and give me your god damn money.
The kangaroo goes to his unhappy place.
........
Well look at you know, mother fucker! You're fuckin' dead! Anybody else care to join him!?

 

by Nevermore
4-24-05
Where the fuck am I?
You, my damned friend, are in Hell...
Oh, yeah...now I can tell. That's cool. So where's the bar?
This is Hell, there's not bar, but we do have a nice gift shop..
.....

 

by Nevermore
4-24-05
I have seen God, I have talked to God!
Preach the gospel!
Through God, I have lead a better life!
HALLUJAH!
Hahaha! Sike! I'm a Satanist!
He sure is!

 

by Nevermore
4-24-05
Man, I can't believe I went on stage with Iron Maiden last night..
You're lying to me, aren't you?
Hey man...it's just a little fib..calm down.
Me calm down? You're a fuckin' liar, Robot! I don't like liars...
That's right, mother fucker! You've exploded and now you can't fuckin' lie to this kangaroo!

 

by Nevermore
8-20-05
Booo!
Casper? Is that you
Yes, it's me..
You've gotten fat.

 

by Nevermore
8-22-05
Hey...aren't you Lars Ulrich from Metallica?
Yeah! That's me! Why? Want an autograph?
No.
Well. What do you want?
Later that night
What happend here, sir?
Apparently some musician was murdered.

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