The Death of Lars Ulrich: Napster got him!

Author: Nevermore

Date: August 22, 2005

by Nevermore
8-22-05
Hey...aren't you Lars Ulrich from Metallica?
Yeah! That's me! Why? Want an autograph?
No.
Well. What do you want?
Later that night
What happend here, sir?
Apparently some musician was murdered.