The joy of television

Author: NewCode

Date: January 15, 2001

by NewCode
1-15-01
*click* *bzzzt* and today in the news...
*click* *bzzzt* Congratulations! You've just won...
Eighty billion channels in the whole universe, and theres nothing on. *sigh*
*click* *bzzzt* we've got this beautiful diamond ring...