And that...is the REST of the story

Author: Nibor

Date: June 10, 2001

by Nibor
6-10-01
Spring break of my freshman year at college, I return to the frat house after a week of wild sex.
Hey, guys. How was your spring break?
OH MY GOD! You got laid, didn't you?!?
It was the first time I had sex, and I hadn't really planned on making it public knowledge.
What?
HOLY SHIT!
We didn't have a mike, but he did broadcast it over the house intercom system...
NIBOR GOT LAID!!!!!!!
*CHEER*