Women. Can't live with em, pass the beer nuts.

Author: Nibor

Date: June 10, 2001

by Nibor
6-10-01
My luck with women has been horrible. My first long term gf walked out on me...
You're leaving?
Yea, I'm going to live with some guy who is leaving his wife to be with me. I don't think you and him will be friends anymore.
My second long term gf did much the same...
You're leaving?
Yea...But don't worry. I'll start dating your good friend, and I'll be okay. Bye bye!
I shoulda done like pappy told me and stuck to bangin' the livestock
You're leaving?
Yea, your roommate is better in the sack.