Darned If I Do...Darned If I Don't

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: October 1, 2003

by NooniePuuBunny
10-01-03
Sooo...if you were sent from hell to corrupt me, why havent you already?
The only reason I got the job was cause I'm the CEO of Hell's nephew...Gimmie a break!
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I'd rather surf the net anyway...its more fun than poking charred people with a stick drenched in lemon juice and coated with salt.
Lemmie guess...Your sin is more procrastination than anything...right?
I love this place. In Hell all we get is a 28.8k connection!