The Demonic Benefits Package

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: October 2, 2003

by NooniePuuBunny
10-02-03
Well, since you've found out what I am, I might as well offer you a job in my uncle's business
Ehh...I'm really not that interested.
If you become an employee, you get a full benefits package, complete with health insurance, free internet, and a cookie.
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A cookie? Really?! So tell me more about this job position....