Back at the Restaurant

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: October 14, 2003

by NooniePuuBunny
10-14-03
Back at Delfanso's...
Waiter! There are snails on my plate!!! Get them off immediately...
But, Sir. You ordered escargo...That is snails cooked in garlic butter.
...oh...eww, I don't want that! Take it away and bring me some calamari...
Very well, Sir...
After a return trip to the kitchen...
Waiter! This plate you brought me has a squid on it!!!
*sighs*