Its 2004...and goat humor is STILL wrong...

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: January 1, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
1-01-04
Happy Happy Happy! LALAALAAAAA~! I am the master of the universe! Better than He-Man! Captain Wanker to the rescue!
Why do I even bother to keep you around?
Let me do my "Magical Sword" dance! *dances* oh yeah! uh huh! *pelvic thrusts*
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Mhmm! oh yeah! *dances around* ooh! My Broadsword is making my unusually tight underwear look like a tent! Cool!
Oh yeaaaah...I remember now!