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| Yum... McDarwin's Triple Patty Melt... | |
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| The FDA has further restricted what will be included in ground hamburger meat due to the risk of mad cow disease. | |
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| Brains, eyeballs, skulls, spinal cords, and anuses will no longer be allowed to be ground into the hamburger meat... | |
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| I think I'll just have a salad for lunch.... | |
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| And now a word from our sponsors... This news broadcast is brought to you by Colon's Meat Market, trusted for quality meat since 1922... | |
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