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Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: January 2, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
1-02-04
Yum... McDarwin's Triple Patty Melt...
The FDA has further restricted what will be included in ground hamburger meat due to the risk of mad cow disease.
*drops burger*
Brains, eyeballs, skulls, spinal cords, and anuses will no longer be allowed to be ground into the hamburger meat...
I think I'll just have a salad for lunch....
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