This is what happens when someone has no concept of reality.

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: January 4, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
1-04-04
Good morning, my fine human friend...
... uhm... Susie... Why the hell are you dressed like a cat?
Silence, Erian! I shall forever be known as Nlan'ka! I have no idea who this "Susie" is...
Yo! My name is Bob! Man...I knew it was a bad idea to let you start playing D&D with me and the guys! You're totally cracked!
But! My sweet little warrior! I find a man weilding a sword to be very appealing...
Whatever...You wait right here Sus...I mean... Nlan'ka! I'm gonna go call the "mages" in white coats to take you away...erm...I mean...have you join their basket-weaving guild...yeah...