To heck with TV, I think I'll just go curl up with a book...

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: January 24, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
1-24-04
In recent moments, a 5 year old was found beaten to death...
...more on that later...but in more important news, one of the contestants on American Idol stuck a french fry up his nose...
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