Home Shopping Commercials Physics

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: January 31, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
1-31-04
First, a "need" is fabricated by executives to push a useless product.
I got an idea! "The Gravitron Helper" for the rotor turbines that can't generate gravitrons by themselves!
haha!
Then that product is advertised on TV...
...It's only $19.95! Remember! Them rotor turbines aint gonna generate gravitrons by themselves!
ooh! *picks up phone*
...which then parts fools from their money.
Honey! I got us a great new product! Now our rotor turbines can generate gravitrons!
What the fuck are you talking about?!! We don't have rotor turbines!