FTC #21: I got this one off the back of the tampon box!

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: February 4, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
2-04-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...incredibly confused escaped militant kangaroos took me hostage when I walked by the zoo on my way home.
Para la mejor proteccion y mayor comodidad, elija la combinacion de absorbencias adecuda a su flujo!
God help me!