FTC #21: Everyone saw this one coming.

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: February 4, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
2-04-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...Microsoft Office wasn't cooperating with me.
I see you're writing a report...How about a report on penguins? I like penguins.
Yo! Freak! I told ya to stay offa my turf!