FTC #21: Beastiality Was The Start of 90% of STDs

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: February 5, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
2-05-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...quite frankly, I made wild passionate drunken love to a pink pony.
*whinnies*
Ooh...Hey there, sexy thang. Howz about you an me goes behind the barn over there...