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| Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor. | |
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| Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself. | |
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| Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights? | |
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| My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins. | |
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| Your cousin Wilford's third wife was a bitch from hell that threw him down the stairs during an argument. | |
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