FTC #23: One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: February 13, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
Waaagh!
NOOO! The therapist told me that you'd never be back!!!