FTC #23: We've got your goat.

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: February 13, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
*bleats*
Don't tell me this is the only way I'll ever get any...