I need to hire a writer.

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: February 22, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
2-22-04
Hello there, Ladies and Gentlemen. Tonight I would like to introduce a new comedian for our amateur talent night.
Give it up for, Scotty Wolf!
Great to be here folks! Tonight, I feel like I'm really on the ball! Get it?! On the ball?! BAHAHAAHA!
(You know, the only reason I'm here is because they promised that a beer was covered in the admission price.)