Start of a Great Epic (sort of...ahhh...who am I kidding?)

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: February 28, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
2-28-04
There was a time of great desparation...A time when Byrn was ravaged by barbaric fiends, who raped and pillaged the land....
Yorg!
Take my possessions, my virgin daughters....BUT PLEASE DONT HURT MEEEE!
The people desparately cried out for a hero.... Someone brave, strong, noble, and wise to stand up to the evil warlords and their hordes of demon possessed minions....
Please! Won't some brave, handsome soul save us?
I don't even know why I was hired for this panel. I don't have a single line.
...but unfortunately, all they could find was this guy!
twit.
Whoops! Sorry. I forgot to warn you that chili gives me really bad gas.