Epic pt 2: Can't see the forest for the trees.

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: February 29, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
2-29-04
We return with our hero mercilessly beating a cow, who refused to give him directions to the capital.
Hrrgh! Take that you saucy knave!
Uhm.. Excuse me sir, but do you know you're fighting a cow?
A new twist! Perhaps NOW Byrn has a bright future in store...
Ahh...Hello there good fellow. Perhaps you will tell me the way to the capital of Byrn.
Haven't you been reading the signposts? Look! There's one over there!
...or not.
Ahh! Thank you! They must have been well camoflauged against the lush forest backdrop.
...but they're day-glo yellow!