On the Way to the Store With Mom: A Tale of Hitler's Ass

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: May 29, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
5-29-04
Will the cars ever stop coming so I can actually pull out?! Geez. Where did all this freaking traffic come from?!
Thats very simple, Mommy. It came out of HITLER'S ASS!! They fed him a bunch of car parts and he SHIT OUT this awful traffic.
Hitler has been dead for a long time. How could he possibly be shitting out all of this traffic?
Its strange actually. The nazis came up with a containment box that could save human tissue codenamed "Pandora" and after his death...
You dont mean...
Yep. They saved Hitler's ass.