Inspiration Hits Like a Man on Steroids

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: June 1, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
6-01-04
OMG OMG OMG!!! We're trapped down here!!
Just calm down! At least we didnt get hit by that cave in!
Whaddarwe gonna do?! I mean, this small opening couldn't possibly hold enough air for us!!
If we keep calm, we should have enough air for a good 7 hours. That'll be enough time for the others to get help.
...But I just farted.
We are so fucked.