Based on a true story, except the parts I made up.

Author: NooniePuuBunny

Date: June 15, 2004

by NooniePuuBunny
6-15-04
That onion looks like its stoned!
I was going for a bored garlic, but that'll do.
It looks like a stoned onion.
Well, if you smelled like onion all the time, how do you think you would you look?
Probably stoned.