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| This is partially a true story (except for the stuff I made up) | |
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| Once I was walking in the woods in Germany when I saw a huge box made of dead squirrels. | |
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| And all of a sudden it flew open and a huge ASS appeared in the sky. It started screaming "Mein Kartoffel ist schwer!!!" and I was all like "Fuck you too man!!" | |
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| Thats when I realized it was HITLER'S ASS, so I threw 70 severed penises at it. Then the ASS started SHITTING OUT Gary Coleman collector tins at me, so I chopped it in half with Hank, the hammer. | |
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| Blood, guts, and peices of Cory Feldman flew out of it as it screamed in its bloody death. Afterward, I sat under my bed with some nude pictures of Don Knotts and jacked off. | |
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| (I have anal sex with this hammer on a regular basis) | |
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