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by Novacainer
8-20-02
On the mean streets of Basingstoke...
Hey brother, you lookin' for some action?
Drop dead.
What's the matter man? Ain't got the tools for the job?
As soon as I get these flies undone your day's gonna get a whole lot worse!
...like I say, never question the manhood of an off-duty cop who knows Tae Kwon Do.

 

by Novacainer
8-20-02
Armageddon is here!
It's the Apocalypse, Ken! We're screwed!
Don't worry, little man. My spaceship is big enough to fly us all to safety.
Aboard the ship...
Phew! That was close.
You're telling me! I just hope we didn't leave anyone behind...
Bastards.

 

by Novacainer
8-21-02
I'm sorry Karl, but my hands are tied on this issue.
Does this mean I'm fired?
No, it's just that the board of directors feel that we need to present a more consumer-friendly image of Death. We'll just be transferring you to a new assignment in Greenland.
???
You mean "Ho-ho-ho," right?...Santa...?
Mua-ha-ha!

 

by Novacainer
8-21-02
Joe, I already told you, its in Atlantic City. I swear.
Where's the money Lucas?
Are you pissed off Joe?
Guess so.

 

by Novacainer
8-21-02
Somewhere in the North West of England...
I beg your pardon?
Bling bling, Holmes! I'm Nicky G, Notorious B.N.P. here to canvas yo' fine vote in the upcoming by-election.
Bloody public schoolboys!
Word, dawg! The B.N.P. is makin' seerious changes to accommodate fly young niggaz like yo'self. If I could just have five minutes...
[Sigh] People can be SO ignorant at times.

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